Portland Timbers whale on Kitsap

The Lamar Hunt US Open Cup is one of the best things about soccer in the United States.  Why,  my jolly crew of 050s Old Nicks are eligible to enter ourselves into this threshing machine and aspire to the highest levels of soccer in the country.   Seems I remember that the Rod Stewart fan club from Hollywood gave a twist to the shorts of league teams not too long ago when they put together a touring side.  That being said,  I am happy to see that( Dee-Kay )Dike, that would be Bright Dike, pulled a hat trick off in Kitsap.   The Timbers need to shake out the willies and get their sea legs---they are that good if they think they are.   Sadly me and the boys won't be sittin' in the stands for the next round of US Cup play when the Timbers face off the Sounders.   We knows our priorities and we're scheduled for the 'last match of the season' against FC Gresham East that evening.  

Rule.  You gets to play, you play.  You can't play you watch.   I'm just sayin....